One of the Greatest People You'll Never Meet




r0wdyruff:

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

i read it through twice and it was brilliant both times


Via simplicity

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

Via social pariah

Had a wonderful time at Rage

However, that’s going to be the last time I go there in a long time. (Except for like when Alyssa is 21.) But I’m done trying to look for flings and things. I’m done trying to look for dating or relationships. This gay world is too small and I need to focus on myself. Can I graduate and move to SF, NY, anywhere else but here. I kind of want to start anew. Drunk rants.


castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.

Via If you're lost in the water, if you're lost at sea

Iunno if I like my wavy hair or straightened hair better.





(Source: pizzastiel)



troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker)



(Source: iliketotals)



thecraziestandfunniest:

Seems legit ! :)



jpanda88:

The best feeling on earth.

Obviously, you’ve never bitten into cheesecake 

(Source: crestfallensolace)



unimpressedcats:

taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards 

(Source: catblog420)


physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

Via just[just]in

Sometimes things don’t work out

It’ll hurt for now, but you’ll get over me. It was fun while it lasted, take care of yourself!


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