January 2011
Dear people,
Drunk karaoke with amazing people is an amazing time.
Love, John
For once
The internet is boring me.
I’m glad school is starting soon.
Can February march?
No, but April may!
…June.
Playing with a jack in the box at goodwill
I told myself I wouldn’t get scared.
I played with it three times and got scared all three times T^T
I love kids
I’m waiting at the bank playing Angry Birds and this little girl comes up to me and gives me a bank magazine. She was the cutest thing. She was speaking 500 miles an hour in Spanish an I was just pretending to understand. This lady translated for me. Apparently, she use to have shoes like mine, but she stepped on something and hurt herself and now she has new shoes.
We played peek-a-boo,...
School starts next week.
18 units.
You know what that means…
No more WOW.
Mean Girls 2
Sucked in the first 5 minutes
I know it's going to suck ball sack
But I’m going to give Mean Girls 2 a chance
♪Covergirl! Put the bass in your walk....
Dear people,
The next time you’re feeling alone and/or unwanted, I want you to remember this:
At least you’re not the end pieces of a loaf of bread.
Love, John
Dear people,
After being on Facebook for about 3 1/2 years, I’ve noticed most of you have no idea what the meaning on the 3 buttons to an event invitation means. I just thought I should clarify that.
If you’re going to go to the event, click attending. Don’t give the host of the event a false glimmer of hope. You’re not helping anyone.
If you honestly might go to the event, and...
Does anyone out there love RuPaul's Drag Race?
You know those guys
Who are so obviously gay and say they’re straight?
It’s like COME ON, come out already.
You’re not fooling anyone.
♪I'm a little seal girl living in the real world,...
Watchchadleymacguff:
meagansphilosophy:
shhhhjustcome:
knitler-:hortonhearsahannah:
Have you ever seen a chameleon up close?
Shit is UNREAL!
COOLEST THING EVER
I WANT ONE
this is HXC
I love how in the beginning it was slowly walking and then it looked around like it knew we were watching it
