January 2012
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Everyone runs on Asian time in APO
Dennis: When are people gonna get there?
Me: I said 9, which means people are going to get there by 2013.
Who's gonna be on Tumblr at the stroke of midnight...
Not this guy.
ALCOHOLISM~
December 2011
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A year ago in AP Macro...
Student: So what's the homework? Because I have to leave early today...
Mr. Moore: JUST...(whispers) Be happy.
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I wear
My Toms with socks and a belt with my suspenders. BREAKIN’ ALL THE REWLZ
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So I was going through my archive and I found this
Dear FutureMe, By this point, if you exceed 160 lbs (not due to muscle) fucking delete whatever game you’re playing, delete any social networking site that is in your way, and start working out again. Not only working out, but eating better too. Today, 11/25/09 I’ve been starting to eat somewhat better, and I swear to god you should be too. Get off your lazy ass and get a nicer body fatty. No one...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I like what Brittany did. A photo of your self...
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It’s been quite a year.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
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I'm witty and charming. Choose me. M-marry me. Let...
SIJDSCG: Unfortunately I'm seeing somebody, but we can still be friends, under one circumstance though.
Me: I can't get you free Chick-fil-a.
SIJDSCG: I was gonna ask you for a discount :P
SIJDSCG:
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Chattin' with the SIJDSCG (So I just did something...
SIJDSCG: Hey :)
Me: Hello there! How was your very first visit to Chick-fil-a ever?
SIJDSCG: It was amazing, and now I have a story to tell people too about how one of their employes stalked me lol
Me: Please don't -_-"
SIJDSCG: My friends thought it was cute and guttsy lol
Me: Oh my god, you told them D:
Kind words from an old friend
Carter: I know we don't really talk, but I wanted to let you know I read your recent posts about the special customer you had the other day and I'm pulling for you. I've had my fair share of rejection, for sure, and it's one thing to be told they're not into you, or they're in a relationship already, but to take the larger leap of whether or not they're into your entire gender takes a special kind of cojones like I said, you're a brave one
Well Kevin...
sirpronjohnathan-ix:
You have your freshmen
ROTC Guys
Preps
JV Jocks
Asian Nerds
Cool Asians
Varsity Jocks
Unfriendly Black Hotties (Iunno)
Girls who eat their feelings
Girls who don’t eat anything
Desperate Wannabes
Burnouts
Sexually Active Band Geeks
The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet
And The Worst
With some slight edits to “Varsity...
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So I just did something crazy, an update
So he responded to my message.
“hey I remember you, you were very helpful in my decision on my first pick at CFA.
good news is that I’m bi, bad news is I’m seeing somebody but it’s crazy that you found me and it takes a lot of courage to just reach out like that so if I don’t mind we can be friends?”
</3
On a side note, I went to a kickback filled with...
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So I just did something crazy
A really cute guy came into work today, and I don’t know what possessed me to flirt with him, because I’m a pussy, but I decided to turn up the chit-chat and jokes a bit. I got a vibe from him, but then, like all guests do, he eventually left but when he left we made eye contact again as he told me, “have a good night,” and the smiled at me.
Me flirting isn’t even...
i made a new friend on the plane
bsbsbsbs:
coreyscash:
chiemichael:
unfreshing:
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
still the best post on tumblr
lol
HO’MAAAH’GAHHHHDDD! LMFAO!
best post evaaaaarr
Watchsodestructive:
the-real-demi-lovato:
pandapoooo:
the-real-demi-lovato:
lmao me trolling omegle lol u jUST GOT TROLLED LMAO XD WAT IS AIR XDDDD
You are so awesome
lmao remember when
LMFAO omg… I’m dying…
This was a gewd laugh
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I'm practicing your name so I can say it to your...
