One of the Greatest People You'll Never Meet

U ugleh.

Whenever I see people misuse you’re, your, its, it’s, their, there, or they’re I think they’re a dumb ass. 

I do drag shows. My stage name is Aqua.

I’m a compulsive liar.

I’ve been in a porno before.

I am really turned off by guys with done eyebrows.

Cleaned up is fine.

My future boyfriend does not care for eyebrow appearance.

Sometimes I play slow or dumb. Not too obvious, just subtle.

And I compound that with my friendliness and comicality (I was expecting a red underline under that, oh wow it’s a word) 

So people may get frustrated with something I do and do it for me instead or cut me some slack.

I’m just a bit manipulative.

I think I have a very minor case of some kinda -lexia.

I sometimes switch things around when I speak.

Such as “Draw jopping”

I can’t think of any others right now, but yeah…

I knew I was gay when I was roughly 11 years old. When I would get strange feelings for using Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat.

I play WoW.

I have an Undead Warlock. 

His name is Demyx.

Dance water, dance!

I feel incredibly sexy when I watch Abracadabra by BEG

I like to set my microwave times at odd seconds like 37 or 55.

I’ve had my iPhone for like… 2 months now? And I still have trouble making phone calls. Every other functions is fine, it just makes me laugh about how it’s most difficult setting is its main function: the phone.

Or at least for me.

When I’m in my fantasy world (my mind) and I fire off some kind of energy beam with my hands, I always say “Soten Kotetsu”

I have no idea what it means or if it’s even Japanese, I just think it sounds cool.

When I go to all you can eat Chinese food places, I always tend to go for the cheapest things.

• Chow Mein
• General Tso’s Chicken

It’s okay though, my family is one of those people who hordes crab legs on their plates.